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Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex
> > Computers,USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon
> > afterwards!
> >
> > Dear Mr.Baker,
> >
> > As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few
> > very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct
> >superiors
> > have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel.
> >After
> > your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and myself
> > during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you
> >are
> > one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
> >
> > Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance
> >of
> > everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is
not
> > only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was
> >hired
> > because I know how to network computer systems, and you were
> > apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other
> >employees,
> > who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of \"cut and
> > paste\" for the hundredth time.
> >
> > You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly
> > simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also
> >never
> > understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain
> >it
> > to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as
> > telling you what an IP is.
> >
> > Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
> >
> > You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for
fault
> > in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may
> > have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have
> > responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their
> > talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of
> > managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone
> >else
> > eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the
> >Dilbert
> > principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without
> >you
> > getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my
> > resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.
> >
> > 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is
illegal
> > for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to
> >hurt
> > me is \"I prefer not to comment.\" I will have friends randomly call
> >you
> > over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know
> >you
> > would be unable to do it on your own.
> >
> > 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I
> > know every password you have used for the last five years. If you
> > decide to get cute, I am going to publish your \"favorites list\",
> >which
> > I conveniently saved when you made me \"back up\" your useless files.
> >I
> > do believe that terms like \"Lolita\" are not usually viewed
> >favorably
> > by the administration.
> >
> > 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to \"take pictures of your
> > Mother\'s birthday\", you neglected to mention that you were going to
take
> > pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase
> >them
> > like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have
> >never
> > seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those
> > have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of
> >a
> > glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please,
> >I
> > hate having to correct your mistakes.)
> >
> > Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation
> >on
> > my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all
> >of
> > your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the
> >public.
> > Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know
> > what you do with all that free time!
> >
> > Wishing you a grand and glorious day
> >
> >
> > Cecelia
> > Computers,USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon
> > afterwards!
> >
> > Dear Mr.Baker,
> >
> > As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few
> > very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct
> >superiors
> > have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel.
> >After
> > your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and myself
> > during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you
> >are
> > one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
> >
> > Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance
> >of
> > everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is
not
> > only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was
> >hired
> > because I know how to network computer systems, and you were
> > apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other
> >employees,
> > who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of \"cut and
> > paste\" for the hundredth time.
> >
> > You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly
> > simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also
> >never
> > understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain
> >it
> > to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as
> > telling you what an IP is.
> >
> > Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
> >
> > You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for
fault
> > in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may
> > have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have
> > responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their
> > talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of
> > managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone
> >else
> > eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the
> >Dilbert
> > principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without
> >you
> > getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my
> > resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.
> >
> > 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is
illegal
> > for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to
> >hurt
> > me is \"I prefer not to comment.\" I will have friends randomly call
> >you
> > over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know
> >you
> > would be unable to do it on your own.
> >
> > 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I
> > know every password you have used for the last five years. If you
> > decide to get cute, I am going to publish your \"favorites list\",
> >which
> > I conveniently saved when you made me \"back up\" your useless files.
> >I
> > do believe that terms like \"Lolita\" are not usually viewed
> >favorably
> > by the administration.
> >
> > 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to \"take pictures of your
> > Mother\'s birthday\", you neglected to mention that you were going to
take
> > pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase
> >them
> > like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have
> >never
> > seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those
> > have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of
> >a
> > glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please,
> >I
> > hate having to correct your mistakes.)
> >
> > Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation
> >on
> > my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all
> >of
> > your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the
> >public.
> > Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know
> > what you do with all that free time!
> >
> > Wishing you a grand and glorious day
> >
> >
> > Cecelia