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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Toys R Us with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Toys r Us - nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,
she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think
they look alike, you 5h1thead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Toys r Us - nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,
she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think
they look alike, you 5h1thead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"
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