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> > Sandy Roberts was hosting some event on Channel 7 when
> > he introduced the incumbent Miss Australia, Cynthia
> > Dick as Cynthia Cock!
> > Amid raucous laughter from the live audience & despite
> > barely being able to contain his own laughter, good
> > old Sandy desperately sought to recover the situation
> > by exclaiming \"you must get Cock quite a lot\'!
> >
> > MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a
> > male astronomer for warmth during BBC1\'s eclipse
> > coverage remarked: \"They seem cold out there, they\'re
> > rubbing each other and he\'s come in his shorts.\"
> >
> > Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
> > caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish
> > Open: \"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks
> > he prefers to do it by himself.\"
> >
> > MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky
> > Sports: \"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis\'s misses
> > every chance he gets.\"
> >
> > JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards\' tyres
> > on World Super bikes: \"Colin had a hard on in practice
> > earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.\"
> >
> > Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner
> > Judith Keppel on Good Morning: \"She was practising
> > fastest finger by herself in bed last night.\"
> >
> > WINNING Post\'s Stewart Machin commentating on jockey
> > Tony McCoy\'s formidable lead: \"Tony has a quick look
> > between his legs and likes what he sees.\"
> >
> > ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil
> > Redmond: \"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third
> > leg.\"
> >
> > CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a
> > Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to
> > observe: \"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it
> > off.\"
> >
> > CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look
> > North said: \"There\'s nothing like a big hot sausage
> > inside you on a cold night like this.\"
> >
> > JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand
> > Prix, asked: \"What does it feel like being rammed up
> > the backside by Barrichello?\"
> >
> > Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: \"Ballesteros felt
> > much better today after a 69.\"
> >
> > THE new stand at Doncaster racecourse took Brough
> > Scott\'s breath away.
> > \"My word,\" he said. \"Look at that magnificent
> > erection.\"
> >
> > Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys
> > prepare for a big race when he said: \"They usually
> > have four or five dreams a night about coming from
> > different positions.\"
> >
> >
>
> > he introduced the incumbent Miss Australia, Cynthia
> > Dick as Cynthia Cock!
> > Amid raucous laughter from the live audience & despite
> > barely being able to contain his own laughter, good
> > old Sandy desperately sought to recover the situation
> > by exclaiming \"you must get Cock quite a lot\'!
> >
> > MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a
> > male astronomer for warmth during BBC1\'s eclipse
> > coverage remarked: \"They seem cold out there, they\'re
> > rubbing each other and he\'s come in his shorts.\"
> >
> > Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
> > caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish
> > Open: \"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks
> > he prefers to do it by himself.\"
> >
> > MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky
> > Sports: \"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis\'s misses
> > every chance he gets.\"
> >
> > JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards\' tyres
> > on World Super bikes: \"Colin had a hard on in practice
> > earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.\"
> >
> > Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner
> > Judith Keppel on Good Morning: \"She was practising
> > fastest finger by herself in bed last night.\"
> >
> > WINNING Post\'s Stewart Machin commentating on jockey
> > Tony McCoy\'s formidable lead: \"Tony has a quick look
> > between his legs and likes what he sees.\"
> >
> > ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil
> > Redmond: \"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third
> > leg.\"
> >
> > CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a
> > Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to
> > observe: \"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it
> > off.\"
> >
> > CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look
> > North said: \"There\'s nothing like a big hot sausage
> > inside you on a cold night like this.\"
> >
> > JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand
> > Prix, asked: \"What does it feel like being rammed up
> > the backside by Barrichello?\"
> >
> > Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: \"Ballesteros felt
> > much better today after a 69.\"
> >
> > THE new stand at Doncaster racecourse took Brough
> > Scott\'s breath away.
> > \"My word,\" he said. \"Look at that magnificent
> > erection.\"
> >
> > Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys
> > prepare for a big race when he said: \"They usually
> > have four or five dreams a night about coming from
> > different positions.\"
> >
> >
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