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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to
>someone else.
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>One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: "
>I'll give you a £100 if you let me have you". But the girl said "NO".
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>Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
>down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
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>She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
>boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
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>Her boyfriend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he
>won't even be able to get his trousers down. So she agrees and accepts
>the proposal.
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>Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
>call
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>Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
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>She said:..............
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>"The bast*rd used coins".
>someone else.
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>One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: "
>I'll give you a £100 if you let me have you". But the girl said "NO".
>
>Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
>down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
>
>She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
>boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
>
>Her boyfriend says ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he
>won't even be able to get his trousers down. So she agrees and accepts
>the proposal.
>
>
>Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
>call
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
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>She said:..............
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>"The bast*rd used coins".
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