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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get my slippers?"
"No bother" he says and runs upstairs. There are Paddy's two stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls, your Dad sent me up here to s**g you both".
"**** off ya liar" they said. "I'll prove it" says Murphy.
So he shouts down the stairs "Both of them Pat?"
"Of course, whats the use of f***ing one".
Paddy says "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get my slippers?"
"No bother" he says and runs upstairs. There are Paddy's two stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls, your Dad sent me up here to s**g you both".
"**** off ya liar" they said. "I'll prove it" says Murphy.
So he shouts down the stairs "Both of them Pat?"
"Of course, whats the use of f***ing one".
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