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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
\"What are you doing?\" she asked.
\"Hunting flies\" he responded.
\"Oh. Killing any?\" she asked.
\"Yep. Three males, two females\" he responded.
Intrigued, she asked: \"How can you tell?\"
He responded: Three were on a beer can; two were on the phone.
\"What are you doing?\" she asked.
\"Hunting flies\" he responded.
\"Oh. Killing any?\" she asked.
\"Yep. Three males, two females\" he responded.
Intrigued, she asked: \"How can you tell?\"
He responded: Three were on a beer can; two were on the phone.