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    A woman was feeling really horny,and wanted her husband to slip her a portion,the trouble was,he didn't feel like it,and just wanted to read..But as he was reading,every so often he would reach over,and rub her fanny.After a while,she said,"If you don't want a shag,will you stop teasing me?"He replied,"I'm just wetting my fcukin fingers,so i can turn the page!"
    The only fish i want this year is a double figured cod!!!

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    Crude
    In order to become "old & wise", you must first be young & stupid.
    Age and experience will beat youth and enthusiasm every time.
    Youth and Skill is no match for Age and Treachery.

    This link is good for tide and weather and more http://magicseaweed.com/Tynemouth-Lo...rt/26/tide/uk/

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