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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman\'s nipples for?
A: Its Braille for \"suck here\".
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they\'d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they\'re wild and wet, but when they go they take your
house and car with them.
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don\'t have balls to Scratch