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Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic.
Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble
is that the picnic site is ten miles away. So, it takes them ten days
to get there.
When they get there Rodney unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Gary give
me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it," says Gary
"I thought you packed it," Rodney gets worried. He turns to Roger
"Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Roger didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Rodney
and Roger beg Gary to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they
will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn
on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he
finally agrees.
20 days pass and he still isn't back and Rodney and Roger are
starving, but a promise is a promise.!!!!
Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.!!
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich
each, and just as they are about to eat, Gary pops up from behind a rock
and shouts
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"You b*stards.....I knew it.....I'm not f*cking going!"
Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble
is that the picnic site is ten miles away. So, it takes them ten days
to get there.
When they get there Rodney unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Gary give
me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it," says Gary
"I thought you packed it," Rodney gets worried. He turns to Roger
"Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Roger didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Rodney
and Roger beg Gary to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they
will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn
on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he
finally agrees.
20 days pass and he still isn't back and Rodney and Roger are
starving, but a promise is a promise.!!!!
Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.!!
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich
each, and just as they are about to eat, Gary pops up from behind a rock
and shouts
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"You b*stards.....I knew it.....I'm not f*cking going!"