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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
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>>40-ish........................................49
>>Adventurous...............................Slep t with everyone
>>Athletic...................................... No t**s
>>looking.......................................Ug ly
>>Beautiful....................................Pat hological liar
>>Contagious Smile........................Does a lot of pills
>>Emotionally secure.....................On medication
>>Feminist.....................................F at
>>Free spirit..................................Junkie
>>Friendship first............................Former slut
>>Fun...........................................An noying
>>New Age...................................Body hair in the wrong places
>>Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
>>Open-minded.............................Desperate
>>Outgoing...................................Lou d and Embarrassing
>>Passionate.................................Slopp y drunk
>>Professional...............................Bit ch
>>Voluptuous................................Very Fat
>>Large frame...............................Hugely Fat
>>Wants Soul mate........................Stalker
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>>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>>1. Yes = No
>>2. No = Yes
>>3. Maybe = No
>>4. We need = I want
>>5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
>>6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
>>7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
>>8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
>>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
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>>MEN'S ENGLISH:
>>1. I am hungry = I am hungry
>>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
>>3. I am tired = I am tired
>>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>>5. I love you = let's have sex now
>>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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>>40-ish........................................49
>>Adventurous...............................Slep t with everyone
>>Athletic...................................... No t**s
>>looking.......................................Ug ly
>>Beautiful....................................Pat hological liar
>>Contagious Smile........................Does a lot of pills
>>Emotionally secure.....................On medication
>>Feminist.....................................F at
>>Free spirit..................................Junkie
>>Friendship first............................Former slut
>>Fun...........................................An noying
>>New Age...................................Body hair in the wrong places
>>Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
>>Open-minded.............................Desperate
>>Outgoing...................................Lou d and Embarrassing
>>Passionate.................................Slopp y drunk
>>Professional...............................Bit ch
>>Voluptuous................................Very Fat
>>Large frame...............................Hugely Fat
>>Wants Soul mate........................Stalker
>>
>>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>>1. Yes = No
>>2. No = Yes
>>3. Maybe = No
>>4. We need = I want
>>5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
>>6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
>>7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
>>8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
>>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
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>>MEN'S ENGLISH:
>>1. I am hungry = I am hungry
>>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
>>3. I am tired = I am tired
>>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>>5. I love you = let's have sex now
>>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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