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A guy goes into a bar and says, \"Gimme a gin and tonic.\" The bartender
reaches under the bar and places an apple on it. The guys looks and the
apple skeptically and the bartender says, \"Go ahead. Take a bite.\" The
guy takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin. The bartender
smiles and says, \"Turn it around.\" He does and it tastes like tonic. He
finishes the apple.
A few minutes pass and the guy says, \"Gimme a vodka and orange juice.\"
The bartender once again reaches behind the bar and places another apple
on it. The guy eyes the suspicious fruit and the bartender says, \"Go
ahead. Take a bite.\" He bites into it and he can\'t believe it. It tastes
like vodka. The bartender smiles and says, \"Turn it around.\" The guys
turns the apple and it tastes like orange juice, so he finishes the
apple.
Just then, a beautiful woman walks past the two men and the guy says to
the bartender, \"You know, I could sure go for some pussy about now.\" The
bartender nods, reaches below the bar and produces yet another apple.
The guys says, \"No way man.\" The bartender says, \"Go ahead. Take a
bite.\"
He takes a bite and angrily spits out the apple. \"Yuck!! That tastes
like ****, man!!!\" The bartender smiles and says, \"Turn it around.\"
reaches under the bar and places an apple on it. The guys looks and the
apple skeptically and the bartender says, \"Go ahead. Take a bite.\" The
guy takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin. The bartender
smiles and says, \"Turn it around.\" He does and it tastes like tonic. He
finishes the apple.
A few minutes pass and the guy says, \"Gimme a vodka and orange juice.\"
The bartender once again reaches behind the bar and places another apple
on it. The guy eyes the suspicious fruit and the bartender says, \"Go
ahead. Take a bite.\" He bites into it and he can\'t believe it. It tastes
like vodka. The bartender smiles and says, \"Turn it around.\" The guys
turns the apple and it tastes like orange juice, so he finishes the
apple.
Just then, a beautiful woman walks past the two men and the guy says to
the bartender, \"You know, I could sure go for some pussy about now.\" The
bartender nods, reaches below the bar and produces yet another apple.
The guys says, \"No way man.\" The bartender says, \"Go ahead. Take a
bite.\"
He takes a bite and angrily spits out the apple. \"Yuck!! That tastes
like ****, man!!!\" The bartender smiles and says, \"Turn it around.\"