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the hippie and the nun?
A hippie gets on a bus and sits next to a nun in the
front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if
she will have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the
question, politely declines and gets off the bus at
the next stop. When the bus starts on its way the
driver says to the hippie, \"I can tell you how you can
get that nun to have sex with you.\"
The bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at
midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to
God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the
dark paint mask she would think you are God and you
could command her to have sex with you. The hippie
decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to
the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up.
At midnight, sure enough, the nun shows up, while she
is in the middle of praying, the hippie jumps out from
hiding and says, \"I AM GOD, I have heard your prayers
and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex
with me.\"
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep
her virginity because she is married to the church.
The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the
nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips
off the mask and shouts \"Ha, Ha Ha I\'m the hippie!!\"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts \"Ha Ha Ha I\'m the bus
driver!!\"
A hippie gets on a bus and sits next to a nun in the
front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if
she will have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the
question, politely declines and gets off the bus at
the next stop. When the bus starts on its way the
driver says to the hippie, \"I can tell you how you can
get that nun to have sex with you.\"
The bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at
midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to
God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the
dark paint mask she would think you are God and you
could command her to have sex with you. The hippie
decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to
the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up.
At midnight, sure enough, the nun shows up, while she
is in the middle of praying, the hippie jumps out from
hiding and says, \"I AM GOD, I have heard your prayers
and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex
with me.\"
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep
her virginity because she is married to the church.
The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the
nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips
off the mask and shouts \"Ha, Ha Ha I\'m the hippie!!\"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts \"Ha Ha Ha I\'m the bus
driver!!\"