A Mackem is walking his 3 legged dog when he finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a genie pops out.
Genie - I am the genie of the lamp and I grant you one wish.
Mackem - Could you make my dog win Crufts.
Genie - What ? with three legs, no chance mate, wish again.
Mackem - Could you make Sunderland win the Champions league
Genie - Let\'s have another look at that dog
Genie - I am the genie of the lamp and I grant you one wish.
Mackem - Could you make my dog win Crufts.
Genie - What ? with three legs, no chance mate, wish again.
Mackem - Could you make Sunderland win the Champions league
Genie - Let\'s have another look at that dog