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    he Bathtub Test

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"



    DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
    My ambition is to feel sympathy for the poor people.

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    a bed next to the window for me please
    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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