geordie thermometer

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50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant their
gardens.

40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.

30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with their
windows down

20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Geordies throw
a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in the
North Sea.
Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the last
barbecue before it gets cold.

Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a
lightweight jacket.

Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it\'s worth it. Geordie Boy scouts
start wearing long trousers.

Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put on
their long johns.

Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated because the
pubs are shut.

Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The cows on
Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.

Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp their
feet and blow on their hands.

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over..........Sunderland win the permiership

[Norman]

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Nice one mate

[Davyred]

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over..........Sunderland win the permiership

Is this a hairdressing joke

You missed one off....

Minus 600 degrees. Hell sell Ice pops....Newcastle win......a trophy.

[Edited on 8/7/2006 by Davyred]

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ok, I admit it, I did actually edit the original last line..

davy you hit it on the head exactly!!

[Lowrider]

Good one,in the winter i am normally in a T shirt and leather waistcoat and happy.
People say \"are you not cold\"
If i was i would put a coat on