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Gordon Strachan - Football Manager and Comic Genius at His best !
> >>quotes?
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> >> > >On Wayne Rooney:
> >> > >\"It\'s an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you\'re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.\"
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> >> > >Reporter: \"Gordon, can we have a quick word please?\"
> >> > >Strachan: \"Velocity\" [walks off]
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> >> > >Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
> >> > >Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there!
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> >> > >Reporter: \"Gordon, what will you take from today?\"
> >> > >Strachan: I\'ve got more important things to think about. I\'ve got yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.
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> >> > >Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
> >> > >Strachan: No, I\'m just going to crumble like a wreck. I\'ll go home , become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
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> >> > >Reporter: There\'s no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
> >> > >Strachan: Apart from you, we\'re all quite positive round here.
> >>So I\'m going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.
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> >> > >Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
> >> > >Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I\'m useless.
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> >> > >Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
> >> > >Strachan: Not telling you! It\'s a secret.
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> >> > >Reporter: \"What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?\"
> >> > >Strachan: \"I don\'t do impressions\"
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
> >> > >Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
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> >> > >Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
> >> > >Strachan: If I was English I\'d top myself
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> >>quotes?
> >> > >
> >> > >On Wayne Rooney:
> >> > >\"It\'s an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you\'re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.\"
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: \"Gordon, can we have a quick word please?\"
> >> > >Strachan: \"Velocity\" [walks off]
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
> >> > >Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there!
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: \"Gordon, what will you take from today?\"
> >> > >Strachan: I\'ve got more important things to think about. I\'ve got yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
> >> > >Strachan: No, I\'m just going to crumble like a wreck. I\'ll go home , become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: There\'s no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
> >> > >Strachan: Apart from you, we\'re all quite positive round here.
> >>So I\'m going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
> >> > >Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I\'m useless.
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
> >> > >Strachan: Not telling you! It\'s a secret.
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: \"What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?\"
> >> > >Strachan: \"I don\'t do impressions\"
> >> > >
> >> > >Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
> >> > >Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
> >> > >
> >> > >Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
> >> > >Strachan: If I was English I\'d top myself
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