Worried about me Nan

[Charlie_Thompson]

Thought she was slipping away from us (she\'s about 90 hundred) as she\'s been strangley quiet for a while. She refuses to wear her hearing aid but will talk for ages to you. And everytime I think my hair needs cutting as I\'m starting to look all Mrs Doubtfire my Nan will say \" Eee your hairs looking all thick and lovely\" Anyway we\'ve sussed out what\'s wrong. The old duffer had a go at some paralysed lady in the messhall accusing her of malingering and milking the staff for a free push up the hallway. My Nans the most ill wifey on the planet (She told one doctor she had two artificial eyes, she meant hips but as it happens her hips are still made of genuine bone) Anyhow, nanas too embarrased to trundle down into the OAP Coral and the poor old crippled lady cries a lot. Me me mam, ADOLF from the home and the power of love will sort things out.


(Me- Mam get Nan to write a letter to Sweaty Bella and say sorry in it with a bit teddy bear bear or some **** and it\'ll be all king crimson rasta man)

[Charlie_Thompson]

Obviusly the above post degenerates into floppyness, I\'m sure dem youth can accomodate.

[Jaq]

Know where ur coming from.......ive got an aunty that lives roond the corner from me.........she has that alzzzemers (cant spell it this time in the morning) She was a megga Aunty loved her better than me mam. You can often find her wondering round killy lake, feeding the fish and the SWANS.............GOD IF I GET IN THAT KIND OV STAIT>>>>>>>>>>>SHOOT ME...........Its so SAD.

[Jaq]

Hope ya nanna is ok

[mark]

tragedy struck with my nan last weel as well, the dog managed to knock her over.

managed to sweep most of her up, the rest went up the hoover I\'m afraid, but as she was always obsessed with cleaning, I\'m sure she\'ll be very happy there

[johnf]

My old nan terrorises the old peoples home, flying around in her wheelchair thinking she\'s in a car. Sometimes the other \'inmates\' join in. She was hurtling down the hall when old jimmy jumped out, \"have you got a driving license for that\", she dipped in to her hand bag & pulled out an old kit-kat wrapper, \" ok-on your way\" he says, round the other corner tommy flags her down, \"wheres you insurance documents\"- she flashes him her pension book, \"off you go\" he says, she takes the next bend on two wheels, there\'s old Bert with his tadga hanging out his pants, \"Christ\", says me nan.......\"not the bloody breathalyser again\".

[Stores]

pmsl Mark. Every codling I catch on Tynemouth sands I say \"hello\" to just in case the old mans ashes are in there somewhere.

[Charlie_Thompson]

Laughing a lot

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

[Charlie_Thompson]

my nan poos into bags

She fiddles with them as well all the time.

Most disconcerting when the snookers on.