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    I\'ve just stopped myself from weeing in the sink (dishes in and that! but nowt a good 3 second swoosh with the tap couldn\'t sort out) and decided it would be much better all around if I went upstairs to the toilet. Hooray for me

    p.s.
    ****ed meself halfway up
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

  • #2
    better than ****ing your self half way down
    colostomy bag you need

    annd them beans are hard to get off the plate
    hahaha

    you crack me up ell


    sless

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    • #3
      how come your p i s s gets printed and mine gets stars


      sless

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      • #4
        lmfao
        Cheers Alan...

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        • #5
          pmsl


          cheers
          mark

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          • #6
            We\'ve all done it Ell ...... errrr haven\'t we !

            [Edited on 15/4/2006 by SIXFOOTSTEVE]
            You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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            • #7
              I\'ve just stopped myself from weeing in the sink (dishes in and that! but nowt a good 3 second swoosh with the tap couldn\'t sort out) and decided it would be much better all around if I went upstairs to the toilet. Hooray for me

              p.s.
              ****ed meself halfway up

              Start putting your dishes in the bath ,thus resolving the full sink downstairs ,enabling many pi$$es at your leisure & and while showering in the morning ,Hey Presto clean dishes :P :P

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              • #8
                Got to be better than getting up in the middle of the night still half cut and p*****g in the wardrobe.
                As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
                but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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                • #9
                  Class Ell
                  Davy

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                  • #10
                    Got to be better than getting up in the middle of the night still half cut and p*****g in the wardrobe.
                    My mate had a dump on the kitchen floor the other week,his mam had to clean it up,he\'s 41 btw
                    Another lad I know used to have a slash in the fruit bowl on a regular basis :P
                    Cheers Alan...

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                    • #11
                      That\'ll be the pi**ion fruit bowl then lol

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                      • #12
                        fruit salad
                        Cheers Alan...

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                        • #13
                          **** test for Sless
                          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                          • #14
                            ****ed test for sless
                            "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                            Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                            • #15
                              **** bad ****ed good, sorted Graham.
                              "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                              Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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