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  • #16
    YIKES. again!
    "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
    Tight Lines,
    jonny mc

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    • #17
      I had it done in 1996 my wife was studying to be a midwife at the time when she was talking to the doctor she mentioned this and that she was doing a paper on contraception at which point he invited her to observe the operation so i had to lie there and listen to the doc telling the missus everything he was about to do the anasthetic did\'nt work very well i felt everything when he said all we need now is a few stitches to close up i said i\'m glad thats over oh its not over yet he said i have to do the other one now...
      s**t

      one bit of advice mate wear tight underpants or swimming cossy to support your clems
      Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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      • #18
        Me too, long time ago no. Talked about golf all the way through as we\'d played against one another a fortnight before. Only problem I had was a bit of weeping and the blood sticking to the bag they gave me. That made the eyes smart. Good luck though Rory.

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        • #19
          Mine was done by Dr. Contractor ..... honestly ,it didn\'t fill me with dread at all .
          You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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          • #20
            Some cracking tales there lads....Should do What you did stores and write a book only it would be on mens experiences of the big op not fishing!
            Hope my tale will be just as humorous
            "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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            • #21
              Rory must be feeling it, he hasnt posted to tell us what happened. Hope they didnt slip.
              Alan

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              • #22
                Maybe he\'s done a runner alan !
                Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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                • #23
                  (imagine a high pitched squeeky voice here) Helllooooooooo!!!!!

                  Well it wasn\'t all it was cracked up to be...Here was me expecting to be crippled with pain etc, and it wasn\'t all that bad!
                  Worst part was the needle and the squeezing of me plums to find me Vas....Apart from that never felt a thing.
                  I can honestly say I\'d rather have that done again than have another wisdom tooth extraction.
                  "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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                  • #24
                    Welcome back Rory. Glad it went well. Did you get a tie?

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                    • #25
                      Unfortunately not Stores....Not even a sticker for being a brave boy!
                      "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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                      • #26
                        Lol Rory, pleased it went ok mate. As you say not as bad as a trip to the dentist. Take it easy for a couple of days and you would never know it had happened.

                        Jim.
                        Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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                        • #27
                          nice 1 rory

                          atleast u had the b*lls to go

                          "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                          Tight Lines,
                          jonny mc

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                          • #28
                            Welcome back Rory, and welcome to the club. have a good long weekend
                            As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
                            but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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                            • #29
                              Thanks lads. No chance of a long weekend or taking it easy Mike/Willy....Me misuus had me decorating the oldest lads bedroom and laid a laminate floor for good measure over the long weekend.
                              Swelling has all gone down now.....Which is a shame...coz it was great walking round with the nads of a Shetland Pony
                              "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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