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    Today is officially my last full day with all my body parts working intact. As of 3pm tommorrow My baby making days will be over.....Damn it was good while it lasted!
    "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

  • #2
    Been there done that mate ,a word of advice ,when they tell you to do absolutely nothing for 24 hours take the advice mate ,it\'s dead easy to carry on as normal as you\'ve still got anasthetic in you ,that\'s where most of the horror stories stem from ,believe me I did the research ,good luck with it and remember it\'s worth it !
    You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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    • #3
      get home as fast as you can and lie down in dark room

      do not attempt to move for 48hours at least, even if the house is on fire - being burnt alive will be less painfull

      in fact, if you seen any old people in a motorised wheelchair on the way home, kick em out of it an steal it

      vodka is essential therapy
      ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

      Thought for the day:
      Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

      Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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      • #4
        been their, done that, heard all the stories, back at work the next day digging holes and laying bricks. Mind i did not let them knock me out, was awake the whole time, it reminded me of MASH, with all the comments, the nurses where the worst. Be warned though when the hair starts growing back and gets to about 1/8th of an inch. Bloody Hell.
        Alan

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        • #5
          Ray had to have it done TWICE! Didnt work the first time

          Ali
          UKCC Level 2 Game Angling Coach

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          • #6
            I had it done almost 24 years ago and never had a pick of bother. The reason for that was I took all of the advice they offered. My mate didn\'t and he had the biggest blackest testicle I have ever heard of. As Steve says take it easy and you will have no problems.

            Jim.
            Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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            • #7
              Lol obviously a subject close to our hearts ,I remember the nurses discussing what a good job I\'d done of my shave ,just a couple of needles and a bit of a smell of burning and it was all over .
              You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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              • #8
                Cheers for the advice lads. Intending to do nowt for the rest of the day and hoping to go to work ther next day....Alan, I\'m staying awake as well and i must have had a blunt razor as the stubble\'s making me itch like I\'ve got a bunch of nettles down me trollies!
                Hoping things go well as I\'m going fly fishing on Saturday. If anyone\'s up at Caistron they\'ll recognise me by the oriental type eyes and the John Wayne walk.
                "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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                • #9
                  Best of luck , Rory.

                  When I had it done, I was convinced the doc was trying to pull my bollocks out through my mouth.

                  It was slightly uncomfortable, to say the least !
                  Demons run when a good man goes to war...

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                  • #10
                    If you think getting it done is painfull, try telling your lass you aint going cos you might wanna have kids with someone else if you ever split up - OUCH!
                    Cheers, Keith.

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                    • #11
                      Dunno what\'s worse....Thinking of the pain I\'ll be going thru this time tomorrow or the ribbing I\'ve had all day at work......Cutting remarks (lol), videos, cartoons, e-mails you name it. Just as well I\'ve got broad shoulders (not just for the doctor to push on as he\'s riving at me nads)

                      Tony did you have it done in Alnwick????

                      Here\'s just some of the jokes....Was going to post the images of the actual op I received from the accounts manager but thought better of it.

                      Two guys, honouring a pact, go into a vasectomy clinic together. The nurse tells them to
                      fill out several forms, then takes them into a back room, where she tells them to strip.
                      While they are undressing she studies the first guy\'s forms, then his friend\'s. When they
                      are both naked, she tells the first guy to get up on the table, lie back, and relax. She
                      carefully examines his cock and balls, complimenting him on the thoroughness of the shave
                      he did at home.
                      Then, to the astonishment of both guys, she pours some oil into her hands and begins
                      jerking him off. Although the oil is pretty cold, the guy quickly rises to the occasion.
                      Still, he is surprised (he hadn\'t read about this at alt.support.vasectomy!), and, between
                      moans, asks the nurse, why the handjob? The nurse, without missing a stroke, explains that
                      the treatment is a standard part of the pre-vasectomy preparation, as the tubes are easier
                      to cut if they have been recently cleared.
                      After a few more seconds of pretty brisk pumping, the guy splatters all over his belly,
                      and the nurse declares him ready for the knife, wiping her hands on a tissue, and tossing
                      the tissue into the trash. Then she tells the second guy to take his friend\'s place. The
                      second guy, who is already hard from watching what the nurse did to his friend, quickly
                      lifts himself onto the table.
                      He lies back and closes his eyes. But things are even better than he expected. Instead of
                      a handjob, he gets a long, slow blowjob, the best of his life! When it is finally over,
                      and he is lying exhausted and sweaty on the table, his friend can\'t help complaining: \"How
                      come all I got was cold oil and a handjob, and he gets the best blowjob of his life?\"
                      \"That,\" explains the nurse, as she dabs daintily at the corners of her mouth, \"is the
                      difference between BUPA and the National Health Service!\"


                      One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, \"You had a
                      great checkup. Is there anything that you\'d like to talk about or ask me?\"
                      \"Well,\" he said, \"I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.\"
                      \"That\'s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?\"
                      \"Yeah, and they\'re in favor 15 to 2.\"


                      While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man\'s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.

                      Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. \"How\'s your sex life?\" the doctor asked. \"Pretty good, but I\'ve had some strange side effects.\" \"Like what?\" the doctor asked anxiously. \"Well, every time I **** my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on.\"

                      "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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                      • #12
                        Aye Rory...Alan Fortune done it.

                        Butcher.
                        Demons run when a good man goes to war...

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                        • #13
                          Good luck Rory.
                          The amount of guys on here who have had it done, we should start our own site N.B.B.F. ( Nobody But Blank Firers. )
                          As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
                          but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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                          • #14
                            YIKES

                            "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                            Tight Lines,
                            jonny mc

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                            • #15
                              Tony, the lad I work with had his done by Fortune as well and they got on about football during the op.....Bad idea....Fortune is a Mag and me M8 supports Man Utd....
                              Aye Johnny.....Yikes is the term that springs to my mind....Still in a year or two\'s time when the pain has gone, I\'ll be just like the other Stepford Husbands giving advice on how great it was to become half a man.... 20 years time you\'ll be settled down with a wife and 4 little Johnnies running around and your wife will suddenly get this certain twinkle in her eyes......And then it\'ll be you M8! Lol!
                              "And I looked, and behold'a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with hi, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth"

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