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Just recieved this from Billy via my daughter in law
Billy Connelly\'s Chain Letter
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding
50 billion f*&king chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money
to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling
freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you, and everyone to whom you send \"his\" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
I\'ll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bull****.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter
that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by
midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fu%k \'em.
If you\'re going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I\'ve seen all the \"send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being\" forwards
about 90 times. I don\'t f$%king care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you\'re actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it\'s
our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that\'s threatening
to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it\'s funny, send it on.
Don\'t **** people off by making them feel guilty about a leper
in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
he\'ll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume
your genitals.
Have a nice day.
Billy Connelly
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f%$k off
Billy Connelly\'s Chain Letter
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding
50 billion f*&king chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money
to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling
freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you, and everyone to whom you send \"his\" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
I\'ll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bull****.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter
that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by
midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fu%k \'em.
If you\'re going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I\'ve seen all the \"send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being\" forwards
about 90 times. I don\'t f$%king care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you\'re actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it\'s
our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that\'s threatening
to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it\'s funny, send it on.
Don\'t **** people off by making them feel guilty about a leper
in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
he\'ll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume
your genitals.
Have a nice day.
Billy Connelly
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f%$k off