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**SIXFOOTSTEVE** · 15-03-2006, 12:26 AM

Jeezaz lads I\'m peeing myself here ...

**willywetegg** · 15-03-2006, 12:31 AM

That is pretty close to what the poor dog said.

Jim.

**Tadpoleman** · 15-03-2006, 07:11 AM

A shi-tsu i presume?

bert

[Edited on 15/3/2006 by Tadpoleman]

**Charlton** · 15-03-2006, 06:52 PM

Get yourself a dog Bush did

**fishfinder** · 15-03-2006, 08:34 PM

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.

**claire1** · 15-03-2006, 10:07 PM

Did Bob Carolgees ever have this trouble ????

claire

**willo** · 15-03-2006, 11:10 PM

chocolate flavoured dog dip no wonder this country is obese!!!!

**Mike.Haley** · 16-03-2006, 09:43 AM

Bush \" I thought someone said this was a puppet\"

Dog \" No you idiot, thats Tony Blair\"

**KeithB** · 16-03-2006, 10:41 AM

Tony: \"I know we\'ve had a few security breaches, but that\'s ridiculous\"

George: \"Well Cherie didn\'t complain\"

**Mogthemackem** · 16-03-2006, 04:21 PM

Willi Wonka makes fantastic dogs. Mmmmm Nutella flavour

**Charlton** · 16-03-2006, 08:04 PM

heard of Muffin the mule, but stuffin the dog

**Charlton** · 16-03-2006, 11:13 PM

maybe i should have used a pencil but i am not a mathematician

**Charlton** · 17-03-2006, 07:42 PM

Not heard the one about the constipated mathematician matchman, he worked it out with a pencil.

[Edited on 17/3/2006 by Charlton]

**Charlton** · 17-03-2006, 07:44 PM

they say theres money in muck, but i cant find any

**Oblickta** · 17-03-2006, 09:28 PM

\"as a gesture of goodwill I\'m packing in the fags and the dogging to concentrate on culling baby seals. God bless America\"

mark\'s very own caption comp!