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    hi all i am sending this from tenerife....hope your all jealous as ****

  • #2
    I\'m reading this from my shed, surrounded by naked philipino hand maidens smothered in taramosalata practicing their morris dancing













    ok, if its sunny, yeah I am
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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    • #3
      Enjoy it Bob. They don\'t come round often enough mate.

      Jim.
      Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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      • #4
        Hi Bob
        i am reading this from the front room of your house, i have drunk your drink, ate your food, wrecked your car and sunk your boat. Pooped on your carpet sold the furniture and waiting for an offer on your trashed house (the party was great 300 NESA members turned up). When did you say you where coming back. to be honest nothing to come back for, o yes and your business is now in recievership.
        Alan

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        • #5
          ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

          Thought for the day:
          Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

          Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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          • #6
            Hi Bob
            i am reading this from the front room of your house, i have drunk your drink, ate your food, wrecked your car and sunk your boat. Pooped on your carpet sold the furniture and waiting for an offer on your trashed house (the party was great 300 NESA members turned up). When did you say you where coming back. to be honest nothing to come back for, o yes and your business is now in recievership.
            Lol
            Davy

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            • #7
              hope you are having a good time Bob
              Cheers Alan...

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              • #8
                get ya sell one of them time shares
                mr palmer does good deals so ive heard


                sless

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                • #9
                  Hi Bob
                  just an update, sold all your garden plants, grass, trees etc to a local garnden centre got a fiver, he was very pleased with the deal. Pleased i got them sold before the house went, somebody got a good baragin there. But some bad news on the boat, insurers say they wont pay for it, as i was using it without your permission for illegal purposes, they said the 100,000 cigatrettes on board and fifty boxes of booze where not for personal use and must be counted as contraband.
                  Alan

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                  • #10
                    AC
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                    ,,;;`` [_________/-,......... Norman......... http://slinkykate.com/

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                    • #11
                      PMSL @ Mr Charlton......what can i say,well i might as well stay here.....by the way the weathers great

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                      • #12
                        pleased the weather is good as you will soon be sleeping on the streets i have just emptied your bank account
                        Alan

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                        • #13
                          never been nowt in the bank account Alan, you forgot i am just a poor plumber

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                          • #14
                            nayyyy such thing
                            Alan

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                            • #15
                              Bob theres no such thing as a poor plumber.modern day robin hoods giving to themselves

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