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    I\'ve stopped drinking and am trying to stick to red wine instead. Dun harf make you feel funny though, almost fell out of my arm chair before, honest. I\'ve fallen out of one of those big back old posh chairs you get in Hotel bars. The high back and arms that circle round you and get a little bit too in your face, not literally, unless your trying to sleep in one. Covered in fleur de lisles (?) and smelling of fabreeze and wee. Yes, to fall out you must go straight forward, any lateral movement would take the chair over with you, (they weigh 2 ton) and strictly speaking you wouldn\'t have fallen \"out\" of it. I fell out of one, I\'d love to be able to say I did a forward roll as well but I was asleep / comfortable at the time. I know I did because when I woke up I wasn\'t sitting in the chair anymore, I think? Not sure what happened anyway but it was funny.



    I think

    Ooops post was meant to be about wine making you feel funny after a couple of bottles, is there drugs in it or summat?

    [Edited on 20/1/2006 by Charlie_Thompson]
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"
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