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    Weird as out. In their natural environment amazing, like watching a light show projected on to an acrobatic lychee with feelers coming out all over. In fresh air - a limp,white,primitive organism made from fish rubber, what your budgy sharpens it\'s beak on.

    Did anyone see tonights telly - A big male was trying to protect his lady cuttle what was in a little cave. He bigged himself up with the power of the squid and fought off the other little big male squids making themselves look as much like topper male cuttles as possible. One little ******* decided to snook up and make himself look small and like a lady squid and the big fella must have thought it was just Jan from down the road popping in to see his lass. Eddie Izzard squid gets in and out in seconds, job done, while the squiddy Roy Keane remains swinging punches at anyone coming anywhere near his underwater cheshire palace.


    But ..........Same sketch different scene. Mr. I dress like a lady squid tries it on again and the mob fighting for the lady in the cave look up for a second and go hello ........she\'s nice.

    Squid mayhem, I couldn\'t begin to work out the ramifications or legal repercussions. All on the telly tonight, definetly true story
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

  • #2
    a 6/0 viking straight through his napper


    sless

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    • #3
      LMFBO
      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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      • #4
        How do they make them intu white stones for the budgie?
        Regards, Graham

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        • #5
          Lol Ell,probably described it better than the narrator
          Oblickta i dont know how they do it commercially but the last time i went to The Gambia there were thousands of them on the beaches after a big sea,dont know if the sun dissolved the flesh,but they were exactly like what you see in the pet shops.

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          • #6
            ps;
            i forgot to say i had one the same night i had that fish with the lacky band round it ( i assume it was a cuttlefish unless we get really big squid here) but it dropped of on the lift,felt a couple of pounds +
            must be my year for catching unusual things,had my first octopus from the shore this summer

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            • #7
              Gordon. I have only seen two Octopus from the shore mate. I got one and my mate got the other from Shields pier about twenty years ago on the same session.

              Took some getting the bigger one off me cool box as the lad\'s wouldn\'t help as the humour side was too good lol.

              Jim.
              Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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              • #8
                giz my hat back

                hahaha


                sless

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                • #9
                  Lol Sless i thought about your hat when i caught it.
                  it was brilliant watching it in the rock pool changing colour to what ever background it moved over.

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                  • #10
                    as soon as i took the octopus of my head i put it in a rock pool and it squirted its ink all over


                    sless

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                    • #11
                      aye that one did the same Sless when i moved my hand towards it to see how it would react.
                      bet your glad it never done that on your napper

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                      • #12
                        too right
                        i noticed the great big beak aswell
                        if i saw that 1st i woulnd have stuck it on my head


                        sless

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                        • #13
                          Graham Gorbochev lol

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                          • #14
                            might have been


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