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had to share this with ya all
ill keep names out of it to save any comebacks,
talking to a mate of mine the other day and he told me this belter,
he does house calls as part of his job and the other day he was out on a call when he got caught short in a customers house, he didnt make it to the bog in time and shat himself , he quickly asked the owner of the house if he could use there toilet and obliviouse to the fact that he had shat his draws she obliged and showed him the way to the bog .
he quickly cleaned himself down and in an effort to hide the smelly evidence he tried to flush his boxers down the bog ! they didnt go down panicking he grabbed the boxers out of the bog and chucked them out of the window with the intention of picking them up on the way out of the house ,when i asked why they wouldnt flush he said and i quote \"the bird who lived at the house was belter and i didnt want her to think that i was having a sh*t on her bog so i didnt want to flush more than once\"anyway he finished his business at the house and left only to realise that his boxers had landed nicely on top of the conservatory when asked what he did next and drying the tears from my eyes he replied \"nowt\" so were all waiting to hear from him to see if he gets the sack ill let you know when i hear the next update
ill keep names out of it to save any comebacks,
talking to a mate of mine the other day and he told me this belter,
he does house calls as part of his job and the other day he was out on a call when he got caught short in a customers house, he didnt make it to the bog in time and shat himself , he quickly asked the owner of the house if he could use there toilet and obliviouse to the fact that he had shat his draws she obliged and showed him the way to the bog .
he quickly cleaned himself down and in an effort to hide the smelly evidence he tried to flush his boxers down the bog ! they didnt go down panicking he grabbed the boxers out of the bog and chucked them out of the window with the intention of picking them up on the way out of the house ,when i asked why they wouldnt flush he said and i quote \"the bird who lived at the house was belter and i didnt want her to think that i was having a sh*t on her bog so i didnt want to flush more than once\"anyway he finished his business at the house and left only to realise that his boxers had landed nicely on top of the conservatory when asked what he did next and drying the tears from my eyes he replied \"nowt\" so were all waiting to hear from him to see if he gets the sack ill let you know when i hear the next update
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