At my age excitement and new experiences are not good for me. I live a simple life, I have never had a credit card, satellite or cable TV and was very proud of the fact. I was happy enough with my five channels until digital TV forced me to get freeview. Well I nearly had a stroke with the choice! Then the storms at Xmas came and my tenement's aerial has not worked properly since and I have been reduced to 7 channels, I was pleased and relieved! Most flats have satellite or cable so replacement wasn't an option. Well after almost a month, Lynn had had enough and refused to set foot in my abode again until I got "proper telly."
So today the Virgin man came and put in the cheapest TV only package I could find. OMG I now have 80 channels! Sky, Universal, CBS, Discovery. I can now watch all those US dramas I could only watch at Lynn's flat. Problem is I fear I won't be able to drag myself away from the TV. I will become a couch potato and end up overweight........................Oh wait a minute!
I feel I have given in to consumerism and I am currently feeling sorry for myself and seeking solace in cans of coke and cream eggs, while watching "Criminal Minds."
And it's only 3pm!
So today the Virgin man came and put in the cheapest TV only package I could find. OMG I now have 80 channels! Sky, Universal, CBS, Discovery. I can now watch all those US dramas I could only watch at Lynn's flat. Problem is I fear I won't be able to drag myself away from the TV. I will become a couch potato and end up overweight........................Oh wait a minute!
I feel I have given in to consumerism and I am currently feeling sorry for myself and seeking solace in cans of coke and cream eggs, while watching "Criminal Minds."
And it's only 3pm!
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