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  • #16
    per kilo? Get a bag and weigh them, the ****ers never sit still so no weight and they are free. Individually, it depends on the plummage and hoveringness
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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    • #17
      Hummingbirds have no legs or feet. Obviously, hummingbirds do not fly continuously around the clock. In fact, they spend far more time perching than flying, but they\'re so small they\'re not always easy to see when sitting on a branch. Curiously, hummingbirds are classified (along with the swifts) in the Apodidiformes, a bird family that means \"no feet.\" The legs of hummingbirds are very short; in fact, the four toes on each foot are almost as long as the leg itself. To counter this myth, simply ask: Would Perky-Pet waste money putting perches on feeders if hummingbirds had no feet to perch with? Or, Where would a hummingbird bander put the leg band if hummrs had no feet or legs?


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      • #18
        A.H.B. A. B
        Regards, Graham

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        • #19
          E H


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          • #20
            all yumming birds are ba**ards!!
            Regards, Graham

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            • #21
              used to be

              A C A B


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              • #22
                Aye, just get a tatoo of

                What do you call a horse on ts back
                Regards, Graham

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                • #23
                  . . . .


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                  • #24
                    A hummming bird on a branch is no use to anyone. Malingerers, I\'ve seen photos of hummingbirds hoverring about when they\'re meant to be static. Christmas lights all around their floaty nests. They are nothing more than Sloths, without the hair, toes, heads and that but with little quick wings, long freaky tongues and debatable legs.

                    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                    • #25
                      yes they humm aswell


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                      • #26
                        I bet there\'s a lot of cheese build up under the wing pits, plus the tropical climate and a diet of liquid candy floss. We should start netting the *******s.
                        "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                        Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                        • #27
                          You know why they Hummmmmmmmm Sless



















                          The radgy freakouts can\'t be bothered to learn the words

                          [Edited on 24/11/2005 by Charlie_Thompson]
                          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                          • #28
                            I\'m going to get one and train it to clear out me earholes. And how to lie down and do slaloms.
                            "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                            Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                            • #29
                              Now I really understand why Graham IS and SHOULD BE our leader.

                              Respect lol.

                              Jim.
                              Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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                              • #30
                                I\'m going to get one and train it to clear out me earholes. And how to lie down and do slaloms.
                                Yes, we can train them to eat atheletes foot and \"pityful rastacolour\" (this is a disease that I invented)











                                Regards, Graham

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