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    A most sobering story, the woman who killed herself by driving into the sea. Terrible. My heart goes out to the 2 anglers who witnessed the event. I can\'t imagine what must have been going through her mind. The poor soul must have been completely demented.






































    Why didn\'t she finish her fag before she drove in?

    Sorry obviously
    "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
    Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

  • #2
    obviously tying to stop smoking...

    also sorry (obviously)
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

    Thought for the day:
    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

    Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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    • #3
      Maybe she didn\'t trust herself to really stop so left it till the last microsecond, If she was serious though she should have tried patches first but then do you put it on the life jacket (before or after inflation) or on you arm, bearing in mind the water will cause a nicotine skin barrier effect.
      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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      • #4
        your obviously\'s got brackets round it that means you don\'t really mean it and are a cold heartless person
        "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
        Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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        • #5
          I stopped smoking coz i did not drive into a sea. I just watched Watership Down & Never Ending Storey (& Bluies Brothers) then it was ok.
          Regards, Graham

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          • #6

            "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
            Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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            • #7
              Plus Disney techno - Lion King. We might not be the best looking guys in the world - but we sure do look like them!
              Regards, Graham

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              • #8
                dont gt me wrong guys (watership down), I hate the bit when Buttercup & Hazel (boo hoo) get wasted but cant help liking the Black Rabbit
                Regards, Graham

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                • #9
                  Why does \"Never Ending Story\" only last for 93 minutes?

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                  • #10
                    Havn\'ty timed it properly but i recklon 93 mins cxould b right TC I lose me txt if I remember. Its Kool, now wew got dragons present
                    Regards, Graham

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                    • #11
                      Never found the nicotine patches very good in water charlie, the kept coming loose and the fags floated out...
                      ]` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` )
                      . . ,,,,,,___[ ~ \___
                      ,,;;`` [_________/-,......... Norman......... http://slinkykate.com/

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                      • #12
                        When we used to go diving the \'clique\' used to hate smokers. There was me, bottle on me back, reg in left hand and tab in the right.

                        As soon as I had scrambled myself back on the boat after the dive I would light a cigarette up, much to my amusement but to the dismay of others, one even tried to tell me I could blow them up as they had oxygen bottles on????????.

                        Any way, I came across this little water tight tube thingy that allowed me to take two tabs and a ligher on the dive with me and I could then unscrew the top of it and have a tab whilst bobbing about in the water while waiting for the boat to come and collect us. Champion

                        The *******s wouldn\'t even speak to me after that. :P

                        I once done a night cave dive in Malta where you surfaced in a cave and could remove your reg.
                        Them BCD\'s have great pockets for holding two cans of lager and with my little water tight tube around my wrist, party on, cigs and booze for me and Lisa.

                        ****s didn\'t see the funny side of it though, just cos they hadn\'t thought of it.

                        That was the last time we dived with them ****ers.

                        If anyone wants bottles filled go to aqua north on the coast road cos I have a full air card there, tell them to put it on my card cos I won\'t be going back again.

                        Sorry, rough day and I started drinking early....

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                        • #13
                          Lol @ Marc.....good to see you the other day on the coast road, every time i pass the shop i look to see if you or Lisa are there, hope it is doing good bussiness and making you loads of dosh, will call in for a coffee next time i see one of you there

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                          • #14
                            Go on Yersell Marc. Nice one

                            Most of my most memorable occasions have involved having something in my mouth next to damp things.

                            No 1. Travelling the long way back to Jo\'burg SA before the famous Garden route begins. Got invited back to some groupies beautiful pad with a short wander through the trees into a beautiful lagoon. Left the herd and tip-toed like a gay man down to the water (snakes and that) Fired up a number and waded swam into the dead centre of this lagoon (About 500m shore to shore) Floated on me back as the sun went down between my feet and a full upside down moon rose exactly behind my head. The water was full of phosporescent(?) thingmebobs that glowed neon greeny blue whenever I stirred it. Quite canny the whole thing. What I\'m really trying to say is smoking\'s great, just expensive and kills you and makes your kids daft.

                            Lagoon smoking very good.
                            "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                            Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                            • #15
                              Lmao Marc great post mate.

                              Jim.
                              Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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