Fishy story

[Charlton]

FISHY STORY
> > >
> > > A game warden finds a man at a popular trout fishing spot with two dozen
> > > trout swimming in a bucket. \"That\'s way over
> > > the limit,\" he says. \"You\'re under arrest.\"
> > >
> > >
> > > \"But officer, please,\" the man says, \"these are my pet fish from home. I
> > > just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week. When I
> > > whistle,
> > > they all come back and get into the bucket to go home.\"
> > >
> > >
> > > \"I don\'t believe it,\" says the warden. \"Show me.\"
> > >
> > >
> > > The man promptly dumps the trout into the stream and gazes after them as
> > > they swim away.
> > >
> > >
> > > After a minute, the warden says, \"OK, how long?\"
> > >
> > >
> > > \"How long what?\" says the man.
> > >
> > >
> > > \"How long till you call the fish back?\"
> > >
> > >
> > > \"What fish?\"

[willywetegg]

Hahahaha nice one Alan.

Jim.

[Davyred]

Lol like it

[Charlton]

wonder if it would work if you where caught with edible crabs?

[Stores]

Not with the nurse at the clinic

[KeithB]

I heard a tale about someone getting caught with undersize lobsters, he reported the bailiff to the RSPCA for cruelty to lobsters after he stuffed them in a poly bag.