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    A 17 year boy from the North East has been in a wheelchair since he was nine and the village he lives in ran raffles, jumble sales and silent auctions to raise money to send him to Lourdes. After 2 years of fundraising they collected enough money and off he went.

    On the 3rd day at Lourdes the boy was sitting in his wheelchair when a vision of Jesus Christ appeared. The boy was stunned and Jesus turned to him and said, "How can I help you my child." The boy explained that he had been wheelchair bound for 8 years and wanted to walk again. Jesus knelt in front of the boy and massaged his legs again and again with his healing hands and finally after 30 minutes Jesus stood up and said, "I'm sorry my child, I cannot heal your legs, they are too withered."

    The boy was devastated and burst into floods of tears. Jesus was so moved that he said to the boy that he could have any other miracle he chose. The boy being a lifelong Newcastle fan asked Jesus to guarantee Newcastle would remain in the Premiership in 2013.

    Jesus replied, "Let's have another wee look at those legs."
    Last edited by kayos; 19-01-2013, 07:12 PM.
    2016 - Cod, Dab, Dogfish, Gurnard, Ling, Mackerel, Saithe, Scorpian fish. .

  • #2
    Jesus looking at a seventeen year old's kegs???
    People who live in glass houses have to answer the door.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by fishingmark View Post
      Jesus looking at a seventeen year old's kegs???
      Haha, edited now!
      2016 - Cod, Dab, Dogfish, Gurnard, Ling, Mackerel, Saithe, Scorpian fish. .

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      • #4
        It was funnier first time mate
        People who live in glass houses have to answer the door.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by fishingmark View Post
          Jesus looking at a seventeen year old's kegs???
          pmsl
          did eeerrrr ya snap it off like?thats a shame teeeheeeeheeeheeee and take your rubbish home and dont be a meth

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          • #6
            Very Good Mark

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            • #7
              was he not a rangers fan ?
              have you got a cloth

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              • #8
                Nice one Mark

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                • #9
                  really bad taste

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cod magnet View Post
                    really bad taste
                    you gone all religous cod magnet
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by toonboymc View Post
                      you gone all religous cod magnet
                      no mate when i clicked on the thread , i thought there might be some young lad needing help , however it turned out to be a bloody football joke sick if you ask me ,

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by cod magnet View Post
                        no mate when i clicked on the thread , i thought there might be some young lad needing help , however it turned out to be a bloody football joke sick if you ask me ,
                        sick i nearly donated some cash
                        KOMPRESSOR SPORT
                        PENN 525 MAG SLIDEY
                        PENN 525 MAG KNOBBY
                        OKUMA TRIO 55
                        YUKI RUBYMAR
                        RON THOMPSON TYRON
                        SPECIES HUNT 2015 = CODLING, TURBOT, FLOUNDER, DAB, SS SEA SCORPION

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by cod magnet View Post
                          no mate when i clicked on the thread , i thought there might be some young lad needing help , however it turned out to be a bloody football joke sick if you ask me ,
                          Sorry mate, did not mean to offend anyone.
                          2016 - Cod, Dab, Dogfish, Gurnard, Ling, Mackerel, Saithe, Scorpian fish. .

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