the trots

[batt22]

ok lads what would or have you done while fishing a pier and then the arse starts to say **** i need a crap is it strait down with the gear arse over the pier and let loose with ppl watching or do you pack the gear up and be a gent walk the half mile to the bog be honest im very picky where i take a **** are you ?????

[John]

Think the simple answer would be get a colostomy bag fitted it will save the hassle of having to pack up fishing and missing that all important fish Or another option would be to wear some Kangas for incontenant people. last but not least cut a hole in the top of your Seat box and turn it in to a portable Kamode. But what ever you choose dont for get to take the bog roll with you.

[sless]

any time any where
when you need to go you need to go
ive dumpeed allover shields pier

on time i had a sh ite near the 1st gate,
i covered it with an old bit of newspaper
then thought nowt of it
then a bloke walks up and starts fishing with frozen runny\'s
well you know how the black stuff come off on your hands
he said ive forgot my cloth
he looks up and see\'s some newspaper and walks over
he pickes it up and wipes his hands on the newspaper
well you should have seen his face
\"the dirty bastaard he said\"
i was biting my tongue to stop meself from laffing
it was class
so if its anyone off nesa
it was mine
hahaha

[tala]

So it was you ,,,you dirty b@stard,, my hands still stink to this day
pmsl at sless.. funniest thing ive heard for ages mate,, thanx

[jonny_mc]

class sless! nice one

[sless]

i remember working away in longtown a few years ago
we were working on a bomb dump
no toilets on site
only rail sheds
well me and my mate had been in carlilse all week beer currys and pizza\'s
i needed a dump of my own so jumped down on the rail line and had a sh ite
what i didnt know was my mate had a sh ite next to mine and slyly took a photo
with my camera
well my film went in to jessups
and debra working in newcastle picked them up
as the other photo\'s were our holiday photos
she was exited walking down the street with her mate looking at them as they do and came across the photo my mate had took
well did i get a bollocking when she got in

[jonny_mc]

HaHaHa

a like it!

keep the coming

[sless]

YOUR JOKING JONNY
DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF SH IT

DAFT QUESTION
HAHAHA

[jonny_mc]

weyyy your gossip is normally full of it, so. . .



had to be careful of the wording there \"gossip\", was gonna say \"craic\"

[Edited on 5/11/2005 by jonny_mc]

[TC]

Hoy - stop dissin\' your team captain, young\'n

[sless]

get him telt tc
stop bullying me jonny

[jonny_mc]

or else HaHa

[big_sean]

you give it to him johnny

lol lol lol lol lol top man sless when you goto go you goto go lol lol lol lol lol lol

[sless]

too right
ive even had a sh ite down the front of the mull
i had to wipe my ar se on my shirt pocket
i ripped it off 1st though

[T0MMY]

ROFL....excellent posts...lol...I,m still laffin here lol.