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Me and me macum pal had a bad crash and both of us died. On arrival in heaven god said to me, \"son, you been a bitch all ya life so now ya gonna do pennance\".
So, god made me shag the ugliest mother on the planet but I done it (just to enter the kingdom like)
But when I looked in the next room, there was me macum pal shagging Sharon Stone
So, I went immediatly to god and complained and god said \"thank you for your pennance graham but Sharon has to do hers too
If NUFC win I celebrate and get ****ed, if SAFC win I drown my sorrows and gey ****ed. Either way the end result is the same for me but I do enjoy laughing
There\'s more to life than crabs and football Mr. Hurst. Tropical fish keeping, fly tying, drugs, model helicopters, paintball, dogging, Sudoki, surfing, bare knuckle boxing, origami etc, etc, ...
"I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"
I ripped up all me pillow cases in me sleep last nite and woke up with a broken right thumb but I insist that I\'m a well adjusted indiviual, honest, its all true
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