demolition time on the tyne

[Davyred]

Is there any other club in England or indeed the world who can boast of having such a distinctive shirt?

Juventus????

[Davyred]

In world football the great duo of Pele and Maradona have made the number 10 shirt a distinctive one while at Manchester United George Best and David Beckham of late have both made the number 7 shirt a distinctive one for them. All revered numbers in world football, but none match the number 9 shirt of Newcastle United.

SHEARER!

Jonny, stop getting carried away lad. How can you honestly say the likes of Pele and George Best can\'t match Shearer. Great player as he was (and I mean was), he\'s not a patch on Best on Pele.

[jonny_mc]

Time for the chants! ha\'way BriH sing with me

We All **** In A Red And White Pot
A Red And White Pot
A Red And White Pot
Repeat...

Sunlun\'s Going Down
Sunlun\'s Going Down
I Know They Are
I\'m Sure They Are
Sunlun\'s Going Down

TOMORROW RESULT:

Shearer-Shearer
The Greatest Striker In The Land
He Flies Up High Into Ihe Sky
To head It in
It\'s A Goal We Cry
Shearer-Shearer
The Greatest Striker In The Land

and....

He\'s Like A Fox In His Box
A Wall In His Goal
And He Ain\'t Gonna Let You In
Not Wor Given
Super Super Shay Given
Coz He Takes Some Beatin


final time:

Bye Bye Sunderland
You\'re Not Coming Back
Read My Lips You\'s Are F****n Crap
And We Hate The Black Cats

Toon WILL win, if we dont i\'ll not be coming back





BUT WE WILL

[jonny_mc]

In world football the great duo of Pele and Maradona have made the number 10 shirt a distinctive one while at Manchester United George Best and David Beckham of late have both made the number 7 shirt a distinctive one for them. All revered numbers in world football, but none match the number 9 shirt of Newcastle United.

SHEARER!

Jonny, stop getting carried away lad. How can you honestly say the likes of Pele and George Best can\'t match Shearer. Great player as he was (and I mean was), he\'s not a patch on Best on Pele.

Hence NUMBER \"NINE\" \"9\", NOT T-E-N (10)

[Davyred]

jonny, your talents are wasted.

[jonny_mc]

Meaning?

[KeithB]

Jonny, enjoy the game tomorrow mate, but remember there\'s been derby games before tomorrow, and there\'ll be (hopefully a couple next season) plenty more

[jonny_mc]

i cannot wait keith, may the best team WIN on the day

[Charlie_Thompson]

Budge up on the Settee Jonny, I\'m coming round to watch it. :P

[jonny_mc]

settee?, bar stool

[KeithB]

Jonny, those songs are class m8, I\'ve just been watching the X-Factor on telly, I wonder if they could do summit similar for song writers.

[jonny_mc]

you enjoy them?

Mackem Family

You Come From Doon Seaham
Your House Is A Museum
You Haven\'t Got A Telly
You\'re Rather F****n Smelly
It\'s The mackem Family

Song to the tune of: \"The Adams Family\"

[Charlie_Thompson]

Why\'ve you got bar stools in the front room?

[Oblickta]

A macum, a hindu and a muslim are on their way to a conference in the middle of the night when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere blah blah

They all head towards the mandatory light on the distant horizen where the scheduled Egor type charactor slowly opens the squeaky door blah blah

\"Could you please put us up for the night?\", say the \"stranded three\" in perfect equilibrium as if not to raise any politically correct suspicians of racism in Egor\'s puny little do-good sub-human mind.

\"Yes\", exclaims Egor in a tone that only Egor himself (the eternally oppressed) understands could never cause offence to any mortal but..........\"there\'s only 2 beds so one of you will have to sleep in the stable\"!

So, the Hindu volanteers to sleep in the stable but later....wakes the others and says \"sorry chappies but there\'s a cow in the stable and my religion states that I cant sleep with the sacred cow\"

So, the Muslim volanteers to sleep in the stable but later....wakes the others and says \"sorry chappies but there\'s a pig in the stable and my religion states that I cant sleep with the sacred pig\"

So, the macum says \"for f*** sake I\'ll sleep in the stable\" but later....a very unhappy cow and pig wake the others. The End

[jonny_mc]

its called the \"local\"
i do \"peanuts\" \"crisps\" and \"pork scratchings\" also mate