Hello everyone !

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Hello my name is Steve and no I\'m not new on here although I bloody feel like it lol .well I\'ve been having a lovely time here ,stripping walls ,ceilings etc then plastering and labouring for a VERY slow plasterer who also liked a couple of pints at 11 am then off by 3 pm grrrr ,anyway now I\'m going to start painting ,well in a day or two anyway .Then again I had a great trip out tonight with the wife ....TO IKEA ..... If I don\'t get some fishing in soon I\'m going to flush myself down the toilet just to escape ,or maybe head over to the land of Stellavision.
Anyway I hope all you chaps out there are having a whizzy jolly time and catch all the fish I should be , ta ta for now and Jim I hope your next shi*e is a porcupine lol.

[bribones]

[willywetegg]

LMFAO.
How did you know that I was going to reply to this post mate. Maybe it was the point when like a great big tart that you admitted that you were going shopping to IKEA. I have seen the trails of sad men trailing around that area on a Saturday afternoon. I was thinking about setting up my own car boot sale with copious amounts of alcohol and illegal substances (previously purchased in Dunstan) just to try to put a smile on the faces of the hard done by tall blokes that frequent the area.
Got to start thinking of something easier though, aaaaahhhhhh it just came to me. Going down to Blyth beach middle toilets to convert all of the nice gentlemen down there to the straighter ways of life Hehehehehehe.

Enjoy your decorating mate and give me a squeak squeak when you are ready to start fishing again lol.

Jim.

[Mike.Haley]

Steve, the secret to decorating is to get the wife to do it. if wallpapering, put the first two strips on ok then put the third strip on upside down. She is garanteed to pitch in with \" is that the best you can do, I can do better than that myself \" as soon as she says those words you can tell her to do it then get yourself away fishing.

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

lol

[willywetegg]

Don\'t forget, first opportunity you get give me a shout. Will do a bit of home work first on some spots.

Jim.

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

righto Jim mate ASAP

[Mike.Haley]

No need for homework Jim, just read davids book.