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    So the Mayan apocalypse brings us to the end of the world tomorrow, so I was just wondering what will be your last acts tonight? I was all set for an "end of the world night of passion" but unfortunately Lynn is still sick!

    I mean it's maybe our last ever chance and she is moaning she has a chest infection............................Women!!

    On reflection, perhaps the us of the word "moaning" was inappropriate!

    So I am off to the pub to get slaughtered with my mates.........what about you guys, how do you intend to spend perhaps your last night on earth?

    If tomorrow is indeed the apocalypse..........I have enjoyed my time on NESA, it's been a blast!

    Bye for now. Let's hope we don't all wake up dead tomorrow!
    Last edited by kayos; 20-12-2012, 07:22 PM.
    2016 - Cod, Dab, Dogfish, Gurnard, Ling, Mackerel, Saithe, Scorpian fish. .

  • #2
    I'm gonna watch Armageddon, it might give me hope....

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    • #3
      Av got some fosters to drink don't want going to waste

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      • #4
        Ill be somewhere over the Atlantic when the clock strikes midnight!! Maybe ill land the only surviving nesa member and have to mop up all the coddies these seas bring in by myself!!!!!!!

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        • #5
          i've been a "prepper" for about 20 mins now..

          we have 7 tins of beans, 4 pot noodles, various types of tinned soup, a family back of hula hoops ( beefy ) 8 litres of gin, 1 litre of tonic, some biscuits and some cheese

          once the internet fails... i'm putting a chair beside the front door and with me weapon on me knee and 500 rounds of ammo, i'll have very stiff gin or possibly 3 and wait for the zombies to start licking me front room windows....

          if nowt happens before 11 i'm off to bed...


          good luck everyone... see yas all post apocalypse..

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          • #6
            Rob...with that variety of food, if you f@rt, you'll wipe out most of us anyway........like the Zombie part like....

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            • #7
              Rods and reels especially welcome...

              CLIP IT AND WHACK IT

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              • #8
                I have some good news its already tomorrow in autralia and all if fine there
                Cod machine

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                • #9
                  Got a case of shiraz for Xmas but if we are all "doomed" best make a start on it now :-)

                  John
                  Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kingcod deano View Post
                    I have some good news its already tomorrow in autralia and all if fine there
                    It's midnight tomorrow mate. If it really is an apocalypse, I'm hoping it's just a one off!!
                    2016 - Cod, Dab, Dogfish, Gurnard, Ling, Mackerel, Saithe, Scorpian fish. .

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                    • #11
                      Nahhhh, it’s just because of the prediction about the world ending when the 5000 year Mayan calendar ends. All they need to do is go to Asda and buy a new one then we should be OK for another 5000 years.

                      My mate texted me to say he’s taking it all very seriously. He’s drawn up a list of all the desperate, depraved, illegal stuff that he’s ever wanted to do. Now said he’s now wearing his wife’s underwear and smoking a joint of crystal meth while betting his house in an online poker game. Once he’s finished with those and the sheep, he’s going to start the things on his list.

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                      • #12
                        heh heh heh...nice one kev....


                        hmmm sheeep...

                        the bride has gone to bed, she said to wake her up if owt happens....

                        yer.. right...

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                        • #13
                          According to their weather forecast it may be true......

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                          • #14
                            Im off to Old Trafford to sit in the dug out so i will get another 10 minutes longer than everyone else!!
                            The only fish i want this year is a double figured cod!!!

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                            • #15
                              hic....im off to bed....let me know what happens...

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