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so here we, another surreal night in weardale. best night of the year to sit out and enjoy the quiet tranquility of the hills....alas its not to be, for the last 3 hours, in the car park of the pub, with a very big PA and crappyy lightshow, is the world\'s worst Freddie Mercury Impersonator I\'ve ever heard - full spandex jump suit and dodgy backing tape. 8.30 he came on, its now nearly 11.30 and he\'s still going. What did I do wrong in a past life to make me have to sit here listening to more bad versions of Barcelona and Bohemian Rhapsody. That would even be a cruel punishemnt for Harold Shipman,
Surely it contravenes the European convention on Human Rights at the very least
A real treat next weekend hass been promised, someone somewhere has screwed up. They have booked \"a dance act called DV8\", surely not \"The DV8\", the world renowned contemporary dance troup, known for running around naked on an adhoc basis, whilst wearing the occasional see through toilet bowl on their heeds.
That one I will have to video
Surely it contravenes the European convention on Human Rights at the very least
A real treat next weekend hass been promised, someone somewhere has screwed up. They have booked \"a dance act called DV8\", surely not \"The DV8\", the world renowned contemporary dance troup, known for running around naked on an adhoc basis, whilst wearing the occasional see through toilet bowl on their heeds.
That one I will have to video
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