Safc v nufc

[big phil 123]

its all banter its open opinion if its not aimed at a individual and as for the wife bit hope he took it as a joke

[northeast1]

This type of thread comes up twice a year, it will be quite again by Monday.


As i always say both rather poor teams in a league that they have no chance of winning, derby matches, cup run's and europe is the best either team can hope for each year but we still love supporting our teams.

Am sticking with a 1-1 draw Fletcher and BA as both teams dont have any other player on form at the moment

[garyp]

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the mischievious Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around ****, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and **** me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their ****ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region.Sunderland win 2-1

Is this little rant all your own work gerryBerry??

[Darnc]

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the mischievious Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around ****, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and **** me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their ****ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region.Sunderland win 2-1

Sorry mate but I don't talk like a Mackem and never been mistaken for a Mackem when on holiday, couldn't bear the thought of it

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1 - 0 to the toon for me. HWTL

[harry barker]

This type of thread comes up twice a year, it will be quite again by Monday.


As i always say both rather poor teams in a league that they have no chance of winning, derby matches, cup run's and europe is the best either team can hope for each year but we still love supporting our teams.

Am sticking with a 1-1 draw Fletcher and BA as both teams dont have any other player on form at the moment

You'll end up with splinters in yr ar@e sitting on that fence mate. LOL.

[garyp]

A nice light hearted tune to get you in the mood

Dirty Monkey Mackems! - YouTube

[over par]

tbh both teams are ****e at the minute, so who knows. If I had to have a bet I'd go for 1-1. If Cabaye is fit then 2-1 to the skunks - Without Clattermole they'll rule the midfield. I JUST HOPE I'M WRONG.

[The Jester]

For two weeks of the year nufc and safc supporters rip chunks out of each other

Next week its well done and pats on the backs to each other for catching a fish

Its a funny old world

[GerryBerry]

Is this little rant all your own work gerryBerry??

Sadly no, I copied it from elsewhere..however you have to agree it's pretty accurate.

[john/r]

This type of thread comes up twice a year, it will be quite again by Monday.


As i always say both rather poor teams in a league that they have no chance of winning, derby matches, cup run's and europe is the best either team can hope for each year but we still love supporting our teams.

Am sticking with a 1-1 draw Fletcher and BA as both teams dont have any other player on form at the moment

nope your wrong the cats wont be purring after the weekend they will be roaring for weeks on end fletcher a hat rick.

shabby abioli bramble will take care of him.

roll on the boro proper derby

[northeast1]

nope your wrong the cats wont be purring after the weekend they will be roaring for weeks on end fletcher a hat rick.

shabby abioli bramble will take care of him.

roll on the boro proper derby

Sunderland are due a win the last 10 games 5 wins for toon and 5 draws, am sticking with 1-1 draw thou as both teams not really started the season yet, only game i have been happy with this season was toon v Boardux (spelling??)

[elliott.e]

nope your wrong the cats wont be purring after the weekend they will be roaring for weeks on end fletcher a hat rick.

shabby abioli bramble will take care of him.

roll on the boro proper derby

ha ha h a h aha ha ha 5under1and

Choose 5-1, choose Scott sellars in the rain, choose emre from 30 yards, choose beardo on new years day, choose 4-1 but we bossed the first half, choose shearer's last goal, choose 19 & 15 points, choose Dabizas at the SOS, choose Bellamy after 90seconds, choose shearer through the wall, choose nobby from spot, choose a Nolan hat trick, choose Shola the mackemslayer, choose any o'brien, choose Ryan Taylor over the wall. Choose NUFC!!! SMB
Choose cheesy chips & panda pop,
choose no airport,
choose your tourist attraction being a centre for glass,
choose the ripper hoaxer, choose 2 home derby wins in 32 years,
choose less games & goals in Europe than Shola,
choose being relegated with record low points.....TWICE,
choose SMB,
choose 5under1and, not me I Chose the geordies, Choose Newcastle United

Gerry Berry i read and commented o your sexist post about ladies fishing, i knew you had to be a MACKEM...... priceless

Sunderland boy's club, proudly sponsored by ....... Choose getting banned if you post owt like that again!

2-1 to the toon and I'm going!!! get in!!!

[john/r]

Sunderland are due a win the last 10 games 5 wins for toon and 5 draws, am sticking with 1-1 draw thou as both teams not really started the season yet, only game i have been happy with this season was toon v Boardux (spelling??)

you probaly right but draws are boring should be made to play extra time in a derby game to get a winner,

or penalty shootout now that would be fun.

[GerryBerry]

ha ha h a h aha ha ha 5under1and

Choose 5-1, choose Scott sellars in the rain, choose emre from 30 yards, choose beardo on new years day, choose 4-1 but we bossed the first half, choose shearer's last goal, choose 19 & 15 points, choose Dabizas at the SOS, choose Bellamy after 90seconds, choose shearer through the wall, choose nobby from spot, choose a Nolan hat trick, choose Shola the mackemslayer, choose any o'brien, choose Ryan Taylor over the wall. Choose NUFC!!! SMB
Choose cheesy chips & panda pop,
choose no airport,
choose your tourist attraction being a centre for glass,
choose the ripper hoaxer, choose 2 home derby wins in 32 years,
choose less games & goals in Europe than Shola,
choose being relegated with record low points.....TWICE,
choose SMB,
choose 5under1and, not me I Chose the geordies, Choose Newcastle United

Gerry Berry i read and commented o your sexist post about ladies fishing, i knew you had to be a MACKEM...... priceless

Sunderland boy's club, proudly sponsored by ....... Choose getting banned if you post owt like that again!

2-1 to the toon and I'm going!!! get in!!!

And I knew you had to be a mag,