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CONDITIONS moderate to difficult(sometimes laughable)
TACKLE USED monkey suit,frilly apron,dust pan and brush,bouncer pose
CATCH REPORT 3 flip flops,2 mobile phones,4 half bottles of bacardi,crate of smirnoff ice,1litre bottle of vodka,3 thongs,2 pairs of ripped tights,an expensive trainer.a missing teenager
well it was ok a decent crowd till 10 0 clock,beers going down,dads doing shapes,mams letting it all hang out,various nanas munching on my geordie tapas,WALLOP IVE NEVER SEEN A FLIP FLOP USED AS AN OFFENVIVE WEAPON,the gadgey went down wallopped straight on the heed from rubber footwear,chaos ensued,birthday cake all over the joint,last orders called,they all got sensible then when we said no more feckin drinks ,its an old trick,opened the bar again they were champion
two teenage lads found slumped on grass verges 1/2 mile down the road succesfully dropped home by myself
TACKLE USED monkey suit,frilly apron,dust pan and brush,bouncer pose
CATCH REPORT 3 flip flops,2 mobile phones,4 half bottles of bacardi,crate of smirnoff ice,1litre bottle of vodka,3 thongs,2 pairs of ripped tights,an expensive trainer.a missing teenager
well it was ok a decent crowd till 10 0 clock,beers going down,dads doing shapes,mams letting it all hang out,various nanas munching on my geordie tapas,WALLOP IVE NEVER SEEN A FLIP FLOP USED AS AN OFFENVIVE WEAPON,the gadgey went down wallopped straight on the heed from rubber footwear,chaos ensued,birthday cake all over the joint,last orders called,they all got sensible then when we said no more feckin drinks ,its an old trick,opened the bar again they were champion
two teenage lads found slumped on grass verges 1/2 mile down the road succesfully dropped home by myself
,did you not loose your dicky bow 1 a week i used to loose.
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