My Little Star

[Charlton]

went to Sutton and Huby agricultural show Sunday, great show, but decided to enter the dog into the dog classes, he normally does well in the dog trials ay Counrty Fairs, but never entered himinto diffent clases, anyway

best cross bred dog 2nd
rosette for completing aility course
best condition came 1st
let me down in the biscuit catching only came 2nd

[Red5]

went to Sutton and Huby agricultural show Sunday, great show, but decided to enter the dog into the dog classes, he normally does well in the dog trials ay Counrty Fairs, but never entered himinto diffent clases, anyway

best cross bred dog 2nd
rosette for completing aility course
best condition came 1st
let me down in the biscuit catching only came 2nd

Well done Alan...Dogs are amazing.
We helped in the rescue an angler who'd fallen at the Torrs at Boulmer on Sunday, and his dog would not leave his side....Bless!

[skiny]

sounds like a canny hound,what sort is it?.

[lingking]

its a cross bred,agile,in good condition,but crap at biscuit catching hound. well done alan

[Topfly]

its a cross bred,agile,in good condition,but crap at biscuit catshing hound. well done alan

Well done that dog, wouldn't have missed one had they been Mackerel
oops.

[Charlton]

sounds like a canny hound,what sort is it?.

he is a sprocker, cross springer/cocker caught all the biscuits but lost a point on style.

[brash1]

That reminds me of why dogs are better than cats.

How To Give A Cat A Pill

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.


2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.


3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.


4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.


5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.


6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.


7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.


8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.


9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.


10. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on to neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.


11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.


12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.


13. Tie the little b******'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.


14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the Hospital, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.


15. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.


How To Give A Dog A Pill


1. Wrap it in bacon.


2. Toss it in the air.

[Charlton]

nice one

[codcatcher3000]

had to put my dog down today...miss her already ...she used to love the beach ...well done on your dog. may all of you continue to enjoy the wonderful company the dogs provide and treat them well.