One of the young \'uns spent some of his christmas dosh on a Simpsons dartboard.
\"Will you put it up for me dad?\"
\"Where\'d you want it?\"
\"On the wall please\" *Clips youth round the bonce*
\"Could you go to the second drawer down in my Hilti Bits Cabinet\" (Coffee jar in the bottom drawer, that\'s hanging off anyway, needs screwing back on )
\"There you go Dad\"
\"Can You get the Wall Plugs that came with the dartboard please?\"
Answer ....\"Sheesshh Man, what do I get out of this like?\"
Me and Lesley looked at each and hit the deck with laughter, turned round in unison and said \"Your Dartboard put up!!\"
Cheeky Raas!
\"Will you put it up for me dad?\"
\"Where\'d you want it?\"
\"On the wall please\" *Clips youth round the bonce*
\"Could you go to the second drawer down in my Hilti Bits Cabinet\" (Coffee jar in the bottom drawer, that\'s hanging off anyway, needs screwing back on )
\"There you go Dad\"
\"Can You get the Wall Plugs that came with the dartboard please?\"
Answer ....\"Sheesshh Man, what do I get out of this like?\"
Me and Lesley looked at each and hit the deck with laughter, turned round in unison and said \"Your Dartboard put up!!\"
Cheeky Raas!