A little Ell child was born in Stockton General, on this very day many years ago. He was wrapped in newspaper and laying in a minger. Much misunderstood due to his inviting moneylenders and ladies of the night into the Temple to play cards and that. Known also for sharing 3 whitey\'s between a family of five and turning vinegar into white cider. Pray be upstanding for the lad! Happy Birthday to me!
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What\'s me name on Andy\'s site? Is it \"Ell\", been trying to get on for a while. Nice to see Andy remembered it though, you know where your freinds are
And as for the many, many.......... enough thanks. 24 year old mind in a 52 year olds body with the earning power of a man of 32. Knob of a horse and sing like a dolphin. Can also blow smoke out of one nostril without the use of mirrors.
(deviated septum)
[Edited on 2/1/2005 by Ell]
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24 year old mind
in a 52 year olds body
with the earning power of a man of 32.
Knob of a horse
and sing like a dolphin.
Can also blow smoke out of one nostril
without the use of mirrors.
(deviated septum)
[Edited on 3/1/2005 by mark]ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.
Thought for the day:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs
Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.
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happy birthday you big gay monkey hanging gimpʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.
Thought for the day:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs
Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.
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but we show pity so that must be a good thingʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.
Thought for the day:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs
Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.
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The wife just hijacked me keyboard. She\'s probably pregant again! (Knowt to do with me, LSD makes you Barren apparently))
How did you know I was a pony riding Latvian skin diver, making money on the side with underwater karaoke sessions for coke casualties. Who needs the ID
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