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    A little Ell child was born in Stockton General, on this very day many years ago. He was wrapped in newspaper and laying in a minger. Much misunderstood due to his inviting moneylenders and ladies of the night into the Temple to play cards and that. Known also for sharing 3 whitey\'s between a family of five and turning vinegar into white cider. Pray be upstanding for the lad! Happy Birthday to me!

  • #2
    Noticed it was ya birthday on the other site ...many happy returns Ell and I hope all your vinegar turns to White Lightening...hic
    You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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    • #3
      happy birthday ell,are you sure it was laying in a minger and not a manger

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      • #4
        Bless you my son

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        • #5
          Definetly the former gogs. I was brought gifts of Golf, Frankenstein and Slur. **** all this year though. \"The shops were shut\" \"They\'re always ****ing shut on me birthday, sort it out!!\"

          [Edited on 2/1/2005 by Ell]

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          • #6
            Aye I noticed it on Andys\' site......Happy Birthday, Ell.

            Must admit, I thought it was ANOTHER \"Ell\" when I seen the age.....was that a typo, Ell ???......lol

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            • #7
              many many many happy returns ,

              how many then ell ?
              cheers Bri

              anglingnortheast.com

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              • #8
                What\'s me name on Andy\'s site? Is it \"Ell\", been trying to get on for a while. Nice to see Andy remembered it though, you know where your freinds are

                And as for the many, many.......... enough thanks. 24 year old mind in a 52 year olds body with the earning power of a man of 32. Knob of a horse and sing like a dolphin. Can also blow smoke out of one nostril without the use of mirrors.


                (deviated septum)

                [Edited on 2/1/2005 by Ell]

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                • #9
                  Ellboy

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                  • #10
                    Who Me?

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                    • #11
                      24 year old mind
                      never been used since

                      in a 52 year olds body
                      1952 morris minor

                      with the earning power of a man of 32.
                      In Latvia

                      Knob of a horse
                      my little pony

                      and sing like a dolphin.
                      sounds better underwater (lots of water)

                      Can also blow smoke out of one nostril
                      only got half a nose

                      without the use of mirrors.
                      broke em all

                      (deviated septum)
                      deviant and supped them all

                      [Edited on 3/1/2005 by mark]
                      ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                      Thought for the day:
                      Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                      Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                      • #12
                        happy birthday you big gay monkey hanging gimp
                        ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                        Thought for the day:
                        Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                        Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                        • #13
                          hi mark, can i just say that i have read the reply to my beloved\'s post and can i just say that somehow you seem to know him better than me. Spot on !

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                          • #14
                            but we show pity so that must be a good thing
                            ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.

                            Thought for the day:
                            Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but bring a smile to your face when thrown down the stairs

                            Converting an MFV Fifie trawler type thing.

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                            • #15
                              The wife just hijacked me keyboard. She\'s probably pregant again! (Knowt to do with me, LSD makes you Barren apparently))

                              How did you know I was a pony riding Latvian skin diver, making money on the side with underwater karaoke sessions for coke casualties. Who needs the ID

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