A very important day

[mark]

The wife just hijacked me keyboard. She\'s probably pregant again!

you really ought to keep some tissues handy to clean the keyboard after you\'ve been on the inyernet late at night

[Ell]

It needs shot blasting mark. Same keyboard for 5 years, there\'s all sorts spattered over it and jammed down etc.

[mark]

our cat licks my keyboard (steady on there at the back)

its the wierdest cat I\'ve ever known. Its nearly as big as the dog, and over xmas has eaten olives, beetroot, pizza, corn flakes, toast (with and without marmalade), peanuts(!), chips (with and without ketchup) and only eagle eyed intevention from finn stopped it trying to get through the cat flap with a 14lb turkey

maybe it had the munchies, which would explain where my Xmas pressie to myself went

[TC]

Ell (Ellboy) \"boy\".....lol

I\'m sure it said 28 on Andys\' site.......and I found THAT hard to believe........but \"24\" ??????? ........you must\'ve had a hell of a paper round when you were younger.......lol
FLIPPIN\' \'ECK..........I could be your dad.......

[RobAdair]

Its not Garfield is it Mark?

One of our lasses cats is so fat that it has to cry to be lifted up to its food (on the bench so the dog can\'t eat it) As fat as it is though, it would have your eyes out for a slice of wafer thin ham!

[willywetegg]

Happy birthday OLD man. Hope you had a goodun. 52 who are you trying to kid mate lmao.

Jim.

[alan]

Happy Birthday mate

[Davyred]

All the best Ell mate

[john.frain]

happy birthday buddy

lots of fish for 2005


young john

[sless]

all the best ell

[gag1]

Happy Birthday Ell mate. Take no notice of the other posts mate, I think I love you

cheers mate.
george.