census

[mark]

anyone had a visit yet for not filling it in?

Just had a great arguement with the gadgy that came to demand why I hadn't done mine.

Told him that if he could give me a good reason why i should hand over personal information to a US arms company then I'd fill it in!

that stumped him - poor sod didn't even know he was working for Lockheed Martin.

Lockheed martin, in case anyone doesn't know are the worlds largest arms and defence contractor, but also the biggest data processor for the CIA and the FBI

they are also the supplier of 'private interrogators" at Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, and were the company with the contract to perform extraordinary rendition on anyone the US government they decided they wanted to abduct and torture regardless of where they were in the world

A really nice bunch of guys to hand over a complete list of everyone in the UK, what they do, where they work, religion etc

they are also the world's biggest nuclear and chemical weapons manufacturer

so after what seemed like an eternity of him being able to say nothing other than "I'm just gathering census data for the office of national statistics" I told him I'd fill it in online.

So my house is now occupied by several dead people and a few unknowns

Elvis was first, thought the american's would like that, he's in a same sex civil partnership with Fred West. their adopted children include Osama Bin laden (religion - Jedi), Janette Crankie (religion also Jedi) and Austin Powers (religion - 2 hook flapper)

I encourage others to do the same!

Once I'd done thought I'd have a look at the cookies that it left behind - quite a few for a simple form filling exercise including one whose IP address traces back to Texas

Suspect I'll be getting another visit soon

[boatangler33]

we had the visit last week and also said we would fill it in on line but after reading your post im a little bit reluctant to do so!the mind boggles

[Rod]

What size orange boiler suit do you take Mark and will you be put in with Ell.

[mark]

What size orange boiler suit do you take Mark and will you be put in with Ell.

christ I hope not - he's in under rule 43

orange?? , I'm more school of alex (not that I'll get much choice)

[5150]

PMSL!!!

Dunno who was stalking the streets around ours last night about 8.30pm, but it ws a suit with a should laptop style bag and going making notes outside certain houses and then just walking off. Seemed to do the entire length of the street...

[Mad as a fish]

Oh no, info to late for me done mine online.
Will it mean that i will have men in black knocking on my door wanting to know what time i have a crap.

[Marc]

Cheers Mark!

Don't the mad yanks already think I'm you or you're me or something like that?

Theres me thinking I was a good lad by filling it in and all that but on the up side I hear Cuba is nice this time of year.....

[mark]

I did think about trying to start a wee 'I'm spartacus' campaign

get every one to say spartacus (or osama, or micheal barrymore or maybe even susan boyle) was staying as a guest at their gaff on the night in question

[Marc]

Just wished you'd mentioned it earlier I'd have done it, I did have to have my rebellious streak somewhere though and put Lisa and the 3 kids are down as traveller/gypsy..... mind you the amount of times we've moved over the last couple of years it's not far from the truth!