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  • Penquins. I Never Knew This

    I never knew this.

    Penguins



    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
    on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

    Wonder no more ! ! !

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
    bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.


    The penguin is very committed to its family and will
    mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
    compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
    members of the family and social circle have been
    known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
    wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
    the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
    The male penguins then gather in a circle
    around the fresh grave and sing:




    "Freeze a jolly good fellow"

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."


    "Then they kick him in the ice hole."



    You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!

  • #2
    penguins

    beleieve it or not you are so nearly correct apart from the singingmost people are aware penguins can not sing the rest of the story is correct,,regards ""honest dunk""
    AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT

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    • #3
      Everybody knows penquins cannot sing. They all tap dance. Have'nt you seen the film "Happy Feet"?
      As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
      but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Mike.Haley View Post
        Everybody knows penquins cannot sing. They all tap dance. Have'nt you seen the film "Happy Feet"?

        Hahaha!! love it!
        South Shields & District SAC

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