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    close call up newcastle today.
    reports of an earthquake measuring 8.5 on the rieckter scale hit the byker wall area.
    an eyewitness SHARRON 14 years old and a mother of 2 commented that the shakes were so bad they were like withdrawal symtems from heroin and she had dropped her can of stella.
    her daughter had dropped her knickers as well as her bottle of blue pop and her greggs pasty.
    her son was so shaken that he was unable to make a roll up and had to buy 20 tabs off the ice cream man.
    Shes hoping things will return to normal quickly as the post office closed and she needs her giro cashed.

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    Would just be like the thing an earth quake and that poxy wall would still be standing.
    Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught

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    • #3
      Originally posted by skiny View Post
      close call up newcastle today.
      reports of an earthquake measuring 8.5 on the rieckter scale hit the byker wall area.
      an eyewitness SHARRON 14 years old and a mother of 2 commented that the shakes were so bad they were like withdrawal symtems from heroin and she had dropped her can of stella.
      her daughter had dropped her knickers as well as her bottle of blue pop and her greggs pasty.
      her son was so shaken that he was unable to make a roll up and had to buy 20 tabs off the ice cream man.
      Shes hoping things will return to normal quickly as the post office closed and she needs her giro cashed.
      you must have heard it wrong m8 it was pennywell sunderland

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