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    Thought I\'d share the fun and games we\'ve had in the office this last week...

    Last week the guy who sits opposite me brought in a musical dancing toy rudolph, he kept setting the damned thing off every few minutes. When his back was turned I swiped it off the desk and hid it. I\'ve then spent the rest of the week and the last couple of days sending ransom notes, creating a little internal webpage and posting photographs of the thing taken all over the building, etc etc.. Just generally winding the guy up and he was getting real p***ed off about it at times. A friend even photoshopped up a picture to make it look like the thing had been trashed, he did an excellent job and the guy really freaked out!

    Yesterday was our \"Secret Santa\" day and you can guess what one of his gifts was Delivered back to his desk all wrapped up.. but not only that - I decorated his entire desk with tinsel, filled a drawer with streamers and rigged the banger strip from a xmas cracker to another drawer! Very chidlish I know, but damn it was fun.

    He really was wound up about all of this, saw the funny side of things, but man did he ever bite!

    Last night was the team xmas party, so I knew people would be coming in very hungover. I got in at 7am and decided to have another go at winding this poor guy up even further - so I wrapped everything and I really do mean EVERYTHING on his desk in xmas paper... Monitor, keyboard, mouse, phone, box of tissues, mug, stapler, pens, desk-fan.. you name it, if it was on his desk then I parcelled it up! Poor guy came in this morning around 08:30 and his face was a picture, I just wish I had a camera with me :-)

    No doubt I\'ll suffer some form of revenge attack, but hell it\'ll have been worth it.

  • #2
    NICE lol.

    Jim.
    Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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    • #3
      Still laughing.........
      "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
      Tight Lines,
      jonny mc

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      • #4
        I went out for a fag today, got back to the office and someone had **** in my cappucinno and left a dead body on my desk. The tinker. Got him back though, just planted a bomb under his bairns cot.

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        • #5
          aye Ell the auld ones are the best m8
          Cheers Alan...

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          • #6
            What sort of fag was it Ell.

            Jim.
            Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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            • #7
              \"I went out for a fag today.....\"

              Been cruising the foreshore car parks again, Ian ???.......I\'ve told you before......you\'ll get wrong........lol

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              • #8
                Working in Newcastle at the minute, the streets are littered with fags.

                BTW if your looking for dog-ends casuallty departments are a good hunting ground. I\'ve cycled to Kings College Hospital in Camberwell before to fill up me baccky tin. The steps of the magistrates court in Greenwich / Deptford were also productive.

                You\'re right Alan, third time around it gets a bit boring.

                [Edited on 16/12/2004 by Ell]

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                • #9
                  Ell your a star m8 lol
                  Cheers Alan...

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                  • #10
                    Aye Tony !. Ell will be drinking in Rockshots shortly

                    cheers.
                    george

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