traffic(pig) wardens

[sless]

i got a frigging parking ticket today
i was working at the top of a stair case
fitting a heavy steel door
i put a not in the window
saying working on fire exit
the sneeky b\'stard
hid around the corner and put a ticket on
i saw a traffic warden and ran after him shoutijng a load of obcenities
he said it wasnt him
it wasnt cos i checked the number on the ticket
and his shoulder
it was some one else
i didnt say sorry cos they are all scum bags
i hope their balls turn to cubes and fester in every corner

stores
you mentioned something the other day didnt you

jinx

hahaha

[jonny_mc]

not your luck like m8, you got a ticket the other day didnt you?
unlucky lad
how was the trip to snata anyways?

[Stores]

I got done for speeding in the school bus over the summer - 60 in a 50 mile an hour zone. On the speed awareness course I went on (speed awareness...... I\'ve been driving donkeys years and I can read the signs but the whole of the motorway was doing the same speed - just through the Thelwall viaduct - the worlds most common traffic jam) there were 50 easy middle aged targets - law abiding, tax paying, insurance covered motorists, all paying £95 to be told how to drive at the right speed. So thats £5000 per day EVERY DAY according to the advanced driver who took me out to play. Have no quandry with being done for breaking the law but the license to print money seems to be taken to the limit here.
End of rant

[Edited on 15/12/2004 by Stores]

[CODHEAD]

sless,
i once turned a one over well i drove away with in my window very expensive fine .every time he sees me now he runs away i think they call him adolf

[Chris_Hughes]

Sless,
Get a bus pass, it will be cheaper for you.

[boblydon]

a few years ago i was working at the top end of stowell street in newcastle unblocking some drains in one of the restaurants, i had a transit van,with a huge water jetting machine on the back of it,hoses to and from the machine,the engine was running,bloody obvious what i was doing and the tosser part a parking ticket on the transit, anyway i went to court over it and the ******** nearly got susended for being a tosser.....they should have just shot him at birth.............i hate them with vengence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CODHEAD]

hold on one traffic well ,******** as you put it bob and a high pressure hose \"\"woooose up his jacksy never to be seen again

[CODHEAD]

sless next time put a note in your window and not, a not, y did you have a not on your window anyway

[john.frain]

on a lighter note my pal from down south was working in london and was apparently awarded a parking fixed penalty. after disputing the fifty pound fine and refusing to pay as he said there was insufficient evidence and also there was no ticket on his windscreen, he was finally summoned to court

Mr D Fowler Vs The City of London

result thrown out of court and fixed penalty dropped traffic warden told to pay more attention to his duties

hahaha one to joe public

[mark]

when I had the shop in town, theres was one fascist who would prowl arounbd. Loading bay out side shop, Iveco van, doors open, unloading, puts a ticket on the window. The git pointed at my tax disk and told me as I was taxed PLG I was not entitled to use a commercial loading bay!

my revenge (sort of) was had by buying a dog rough VW jetta from auction, paid cash, threw the log book away and parked it on the double yellows outside every day for nearly 3 months, clocked up nearly 100 tickets, then I scrapped the car.

got loads of visits from him asking If I knew who owned the car that used to park outside!

too many cctv cameras to get away with that now