On a lighter Note

[Charlie_Thompson]

Just been stood on the step gazing out across the garden to the beautiful terracota statue, the patio table still has about 3 foot of snow on and was in reach. My 13 year old brain also realised that a thaw was on - PERFECT for snobblers. Grabbed a handfull with the left one, my right arm / neck / shoulder etc. is still donald ducked. Made a fist and a decent snowball appeared, hoyed it at the only sensible target, the beautiful (4 foot tall) statue, she's lovely, a repro of a classic type nudey woman greek or roman style. Missed, hit the fence and thought oops (Neighbours a bit of Bronson) repeat 5 times. Thought bollox, cupped a good wodge, put me pipe down and formed the perfect Icey, I cheekily thought to myself "Give it some baseball style" but didn't. Decided to forget about the shoulder thing and LET FLY ..........

















Straight between The Lotties, like a bullet. Almost dragged me mam outside for a look but I'm pretending to be sober (in another room)

Just had a look, the backhalf of the snobbler is still firmly in place

[The Plum]

erm what you been smoking mate hahaha

[Charlie_Thompson]

Ogdens Finest Shag young man, whilst listening to the podcast of yesterday's classically named Radio 4 programme "Shackleton's Banjo" all true

[Charlie_Thompson]

Hope the lottie thing didn't sound a bit sexist - I was aiming for her head but I thought that would make me sound like a murderer

[tonybax]

your a toucha ell

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

No Ell ,you're a tinkererererer.

[Charlie_Thompson]

I'm more than happy to be a bit of both!